Organized by Heresy Major at Mary's Governance in 2026. Featuring words by Bebe Cleaver, Lorne Davis, Hugo Givens, Carly Vanderism, Ryan L, Jaren Missimi, and Soren.
Unfortunately, there was not a huge turnout, but the attendee was given a free scarf in commemoration of the opening. Due to a misunderstanding, the second attendee was doubly cast in the performance and thus did not receive a free scarf.
Editor's note: Must of Davis' reading was sadly rendered unintelligable due to a violent coughing fit. That which was able to be transcribed appears below. A * denotes a single cough. Longer or more complicated coughs that bleed into eachother and thus cannot be easily counted are denoted in writing.
** * Honesty! Honesty! THE LAST THING I want is to be accused of being a simpleton. Is this thing on? Oh. ** Well I don't know what I think! * * I'm a man who has lived many lives, isn't that important? I've sold cars, I've played games, I've fallen off a jet-ski, I've [unintelligable], I had a one-sided love affair twice, [Long coughing fit] I've gotten shot in the back, been castrated by the court of my peers, sublimated myself for the media circus, done an ecommerce photoshoot, I've even worked in tech. ** I've dabbled in it all, you see, but at the end of the day when I'm all alone I return to it again and again. My perfect * * seminal quote that I live by. * [Another long coughing fit] But no one else wants to speak in absolutes anymore. And, like I said, the last thing I want is to be accused of being a simpleton. [unintelligable murmur] But am I so wrong for wanting that perfect mantra? Live every day like it's your last. And is it dishonest that my opinion changes violently, drastically, and unpredictably? Sometimes, maybe. [10 seconds of coughing] The truth is that I don't believe the power of words is always greater than the power of silence. What good are words with this terrible case of brain fog? I can barely spell. [I could not for the life of me make out what he said here either -- Lindsay] I'd like to think that I would have been a scribe in Ancient Egypt but deep down inside I know that I'm lying to myself.
Footage from Stip Tease[sic], which occurred at 8PM: